The National Rifle Association says that “guns don’t kill people; people kill people” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. Just standing there going ‘BANG!’ that’s not going to kill too many people is it?
Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill (via themidnightfog)

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If there was a God, don’t you think he would have flicked Hitler’s head off? Don’t you think?

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

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Daken: Dark Wolverine #008 (Collision #002)
Writers: Daniel Way & Marjorie Liu
Art: Marco Checchetto


Daken: …this is Madipoor. Bad things happen all the time
Gambit: Very bad things indeed

(Source: frenchylay)

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